Since he didn't qualify for last night's debate, the Michael Bloomberg campaign is doing anything to get attention.
The official campaign Twitter account for the globalist billionaire has gone so far as to Photoshop Bloomberg's face into a meatball and that's not even the weirdest thing that happened.
Shortly before the debate started Team Bloomberg took to Twitter to brag about how many D-sized batteries Michael can shove in his own mouth.
They deleted the Tweet later in the evening, but the Internet is forever.
We're not surprised Michael chose D-sized batteries. We heard he loves the D.
While we're on the subject, have you heard about Michael Bloomberg's backwards positions on Communist China and climate change?
According to Michael, carbon pollution in China is no big deal because communism is so great that pollution can't hurt anyone.